"So that's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum."

"Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!"

"This next battle is not one waged to the death, but a battle to live for the future."

"You're all hard work and deadlines, and I'm all snowballs and fun times."

"This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good."